drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

710642:

well? can he????

jpgay:

when someone says “shut up you love me”

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Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them
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lindsaylohangmyself:

reblog if you want a body like this 

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

dear cas,